The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33023   Message #437620
Posted By: katlaughing
10-Apr-01 - 05:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: The best laid schemes
Subject: RE: BS: The best laid schemes
Does it have to be of this or the previous century? If not, I nominate chastity belts and sanitary belts. Thank the gawds/desses for sticky-backed pads! Who ever thought having a piece of metal with little teeth, snuggled in your pubic hair, and in your backside, all day was going to be anything but a torture!?

Also over the shoulder seatbelts which have no clue as to where short people's chests are! I actually read about a woman who was decapitated because the bloody thing hit her at neck level, as does mine!

LOL, thanks, bert