The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #32701   Message #437974
Posted By: UB Ed
11-Apr-01 - 08:23 AM
Thread Name: new jokes
Subject: RE: new jokes
A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he shook his head.

Then after a short moment of silence ... : "Well, it's not that bad," one woman said as she added cheerfully, "thank God we all still drive."