A woman has a baby.

"I should let you know ma'am that there's something a little different about yor child."

"Oh my God! What is it? What's wrong with him?"

"Nothings WRONG. Its quite healthy but it is a hermaphrodite."

"A What? What on earth does that mean?"

"A hermaphrodite is a person who has characteristics of both men and women."

"Oh dear god. Do you mean to say it has both a penis and ..... a brain?"