My boss went to New York for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. She called back to Nashville, saying, I left the parade route directions there... could you get it for me off the internet and fax it to me?

I said, you mean to say the hotel in NEW YORK doesn't have any information about the parade?

I don't know, she said.

So I faxed it to her. We wasted two long distance calls on something she could have had her kid go down to the lobby and find out.