Oh, I had a little chicken and it wouldn't lay an egg
I rubbed hot water up and down its leg
The little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
and the same little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.

a fly flew into a grocery store
He flew and he flew and he flew some more
He piddled in the pickles and honkered on the ham
Cause he didn't give a damn for the grocery ma.

the old cat shit in the shavings
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The night before the 4th.