May the candles on your cake, Burn like cities in your wake ...
Sorry for the belated greetings. I was moving to a new state, uprooting my entire existence, starting a new job. You know, the usual shit.
You are a complete prince and it's an honor to know you and I'm happy you are on this Earth and that I can consider you one of my friends. Assuming, of course, that we're still friends since I ignored your birthday for a week ...
MWAAAAA! WW