Right then...................

First, only 'Catters may have reserved bedspace at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed.

You can get porno by e-mail, but only here can you get the continuing saga of Paw, Cletus, Buford, and the Reg Boys.

You can get replies to any question within hours, minutes even. And you can get hundreds of replies to even the silliest question you can think of. As a matter of fact, you can get hundreds of postings to a thread titled, "Don't Post To This Thread."

Where else, and sertainly not through e-mail, can you follow the cases of the detective who inspired Mickey Spillane, the brilliant Blake Madison.

Have you ever gotten an e-mail from a college professor and environmentalist of some renown who can wax poetic about a chance encounter with a heron dressed as Waylon Jennings?

Your e-mail cannot bring you the continuing saga of a thong wearing Mick name of Mick, pursuing an Irish lass now a Sheila, while stuffing his thong with spuds....in the back.

Welcome to the 'Cat..............

Spaw