Belly dancing??!! No way - firstly, it hurts to even smile hard, secondly, there ain't no way I'm wearing a pair of chiffon trousers and thirdly, not everything stops when the music does!!

Besides, it's a lovely shade of green and yellow at the moment, you wouldn't want to see it!!

Stitches are out and I've been told off for not resting more. So there we go.

LTS