I got to sing this at the local club yesterday. And nobody threw anything, even.

Now I could be a tenor
And easily hit high C
But I heard one on the radio
And that was enough for me.
Whenever I think of Lincoln
I never can forgive
The guy that would murder a man like him
And let these tenors live.


"I Just Don't Want to be Rich,"
On Sam Hinton's The Song of Men; Folkways