Another Easter gone and another Lancaster over, a marathon of a festival, sheer enjoyable exhaustion, it would seem everyone had a magic time. Was it the last? It would be a national calamity. Everyone who was there write to the Lancaster Guardian and tell them about it.
Met Dave the Gnome, (big lad for a gnome!) and Spot the Dog and the Norwegian branch of the Baggyrinkle fan club, Stewie, he's promised to join the 'Cat when he gets home
I must away now as I shouldn't be here

Mike