Well, y'know, sometimes EVIL just isn't a strong enough word.

I had some friends in college who swore their housemate's cat was the antichrist because he knocked over the Christmas tree.

I see nobody mentioned Ted Turner. Or Marilyn Manson.

It could be Anne Robinson. (goodbye!) Or maybe Regis Philbin.

Naaaaahhhh...... Wal-Mart. Where you can buy a bread machine.