I was filling mine in last night and saw that the ethnic/cultural origins include 'British', which I duly ticked. This morning I read that "Foreign Secretary Robin Cook is due to make a speech saying the British are not a race and Britishness cannot be defined in terms of race or ethnic background." Well, bugger me! Does this mean I have lied on my senseless form and can now be prosecuted?

Had fun with the employment bit. Job title - Consultant. Describe what you do - Consultancy....

All true as well!

Dave the Gnome