Well, that's it solved then. You get my vote Dave. And trying to shift the blame onto your Auntie Christine was a very typically Beastly act.

You could at least do the decent thing and have a rubber stamp made with your sign so that the rest of us can buy bread machines in Walmart and other stuff. (Read Revelations for the explanation - suffice to say that none of us will be able to buy and sell stuff without having the mark of the Beast, aka Dave the Gnome). Or it might mean that the Beast is a barcode.

Les