19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

We don't want to know what you're doing with that part of the buffalo, Clinton.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk. (except in Dubreilville and Timmins, hence Shania Twain)

Not when you got a good buffalo.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

How long does it take full grown human to devour a dog sled team?