No Heinekens? What kind of place is this? Guess I'll have a pint of the vile black stuff and a tumbler of that fine single malt.

Then I'll raise them both to all the fine members of the Mudcat that I have associated with for over a year and dearly love.

And Spaw, could I have a taste of that Turkey Turd beer and a slice of Moose Turd Pie?

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