We share the house work - Eileen cooks - I eat I make a mess - Eileen cleans it up - It works for me.

A friend went to the Doctor the other day said "I'm worried about the wife - I think she's dead"

What makes you think that said the doctor - my friend replied - "the sex is the same but the washing's piling up"!

NB JOKE!!!!! - I wash, cook, shop and snore. Pete