I'm sorely tempted, but receiving something like that ( however innocent and tasteful!) on a work pc could get me "drummed out of the brownies" as we used to say, as the anti-porn policing policy here might click in.
Doesn't seem to stop some a***hole sending me e-mails offering penile enhancements. Who told him I need 'em? Most people think I'm a big enough p***k anyway!
RtS (well, I suppose I did say if I'd contributed to the calendar the kazoo would have ben sufficient cover rather than the pianola!)