I'm glad Bert answered Chip with the picture of Cleigh! Yes Chip. Ocarina is spoken here although your search didn't show it. You should have been looking under "Joys of Blowing Up A Possum's Ass."

We have discussed the idea of practicing in the bathroom and I just saw a commercial for the "Potty Putter".....a little practice club and green mat with cup and twoo golf balls for practicing your putting game while dropping a load and I wondered if this worked out would you have to carry a john around the course with you and drop trou every time you putted?

This of course made me wonder if practice in the bathroom would make you want to crap every time you played in public.........I think it may be worth investigating.

Spaw