I've been sifting through my sea songs collection for appropriate songs for strengthening the liver. I did run across many references to Liverpool...Hmmmm. One could do worse than rewording a little:

Wish I was back in Liverpool,
Liverpool town where I was "re-born",
Where there ain't no trees,
No sented breeze,
No fields of waving corn,
But there's lots of girls
With peroxide curls,
And the black and tan flows free,
And there's six to the bed
At the old piershead,
That's Liverpool town for me.

Take it easy, but take it!