I did want to put my religion on the form down as something completely bizarre (I was contemplating Fnurple, which is a cult formed by my wind band on a very long coach journey to France), before I had a fit of guilt and truthfully wrote 'Wicca'. We posted the bloody thing off yesterday, whereupon it emerged that my 10-year-old sister (who has recently been studying the middle ages and is subsequently very scared about witch burning) wrote 'Ruth is not one of them at all so don't even think about it because it would be nasty and Amy said it would hurt a lot' on the back of the envolope, seemingly incase I should be prosecuted and roasted a bit. I always knew she'd be good for something!

Ruthie