I have impressed a number of women with my Partridge Stew but none of them were impressed with my seemingly constant absence from the first of October to the end of November combined with my inability to take any vacation during the rest of the year becasue my work was too important to take any time off for vacations "together".

I did take my ex on a luxury wilderness vacation experience during one October, but she wanted to go home after the very first night of our environmental adventure just becasue a pack of eastern brush wolves got curious when she went behind my thirteen foot travel trailer after dark to experience the call of nature in the wilds. Hell, I even gave her my old twenty guage for her birthday so she'd feel safe when she went to pee in the dark.

You just can't please some women.