Suddenly I don't feel so weird because I have an obsession with musical instruments. My collection includes: Harmony Mandolin (cheap, sounds bad, but it is the one I learned to play on), 1973 Epiphone A style mandolin (my father's and still my favorite), New Montanna A style mandolin. Celebrity Deluxe 6 string, Yamaha plain accoustic 6 string, Univox electric guitar, Peavey bass, No name banjo, 2 fiddles (4/4 and 3/4), a ukelin, 2 ocarinas, 1933 Wurlitzer piano, 2 keyboards, 1 midi keyboard, clarinet, saxophone, 2 tin whistles, flute, 1 Pipa (chinese ukulele), 3 harmonicas (G,A and C). I think that's about it. Somewhere, it seems like there's a parody of the 12 days of Christmas in here. Snookums.