Well Alex, I have used the rather fancy term "Kent County Chicken", but to no avail.

I have slob type buddies like that too. They're the ones who make all kinds of comments about my spotless house, like, "Your gonna make someone a good housewife someday." When they start that crap, I tell them the next session is at their place and they back up a bit. Course, even if the lads did make a mess at their place, it probably wouldn't be noticed.