He has! Ctrl-Alt-Del - that way we can all see something naggingly familiar.
Admittedly it is different on NT and 2000...
Did you know there had been a Geordie release of Windows?
Microsoft Announcement!
RE: Geordie Version Of Windows 2000
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Geordie version of Windows 2000 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Newcastle. If you have one of the Newcastle editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
The Newcastle edition may be recognised by looking at the loading screen. It reads Windiz 2000 with a background picture of a Brown Ale bottle superimposed on a photograph of the Tyne Bridge. It is shipped with the Brown Ale screen saver.
Also note:
Recycle Bin | is labelled 'Aal ya shite' |
Dialup Networking | is called 'Me mates' | Control Panel | is known as 'How te f*** aboot wi the settins' |
Hard Drive | is referred to as 'Big disk' |
Floppies | are known as 'Them litil plastic bastads' |
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Other Features:
OK | - it's aalreet |
cancel | - f*** that |
yes | - aye |
no | - nee f***in' chance |
find | - gan gerit ya f***ing sel' |
goto | - owa there |
help | - ah cannit dee it |
stop | - divvent move |
start | - hadaway and shite |
settings | - settins |
programs | - stuff that daes stuff |
personal folder | - me ain shite |
Also note that Windiz 2000 does not recognise capital letters or punctuation marks.
Some programs exclusive to Windiz 2000:
tiperiter | - a word processor |
cullarin book | - a graphics package |
addin masheen | - calculator |
tunes | - CD player |
porn | - Microsoft Internet Explorer |
pikchas | - a graphics viewer |
dole money | - accounting software |
Toon | - a spreadsheet of Newcastle United FC's recent scores |
bevvy | - local off-licences by area code and price of Brown Ale |
tax records | - usually an empty file |
Kappa tracksuit inventory | - usually a 5 meg file |
We regret any inconvenience it may cause if you received a copy of the Newcastle edition.
You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.