The incident you refer to Gervase, was not a panel of judges, just a group of friends concerned for your health and wellbeing. We very nearly sent in a search party, you were there so long...... We greeted your return to the sunlight in what we concieved to be an appropriate manner.

Your face was worth it......

A toast to all those who can have the piss taken out of them (literally), and still hang around for more. Mine's another Shrubbery. With a bag of pork scratchings on the side, I want to see if I can get another whole nipple or the bit that goes oink.

LTS