The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33337 Message #446231
Posted By: Banjer
21-Apr-01 - 04:25 PM
Thread Name: New Computer Features
Subject: RE: New Computer Features
Just recently I fell heir to this compendium of computer terms for country folk.
LOG ON: Makin' a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the trunk. HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter. WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside. SCREEN: What t o shut during black fly season. BYTE: What them dang flies do. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. KEYBOARD: Where ya hang yer keys. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastical knives and forks. MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. PORT: Fancy flatlander wine. ENTER: Northener talk fer 'C'mon in y'all'