The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33452   Message #446496
Posted By: CRANKY YANKEE
22-Apr-01 - 03:43 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge-Roaches 1,Tenants 0
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE-Roaches 1,Tenants 0
CONT'D FROM PRECEEDING AOL was about to do me a nasty and throw me out. Here's the song:

I I woke up in the morning and I looked upon the wall,
The Bedbugs and the roaches wuz havin' a game of ball.
The score was six tuh nuttin, the roaches wuz ahead
A bedbug hit a homer an' knocked me out O' bed
OO...........h!
IIAt five ocklock in the mornin' the jailer comes around,
With a piece o' bread an' butter that weighs a half a pound
The butter it was rancid, the bread it was all stale
An' that's the way they treat yuh in the old "Raymond Street Jail"
OOO....................hh III
a cat wuz by the sewer an' over there he died
An' in duh mornin' papers, they called it "Sewer-side"
(chorus)OO..........hhhh
It aint gonna rain no more no more, it aint gonna rain no more
So how in the hell can the old folks tell
Dat it aint gonna rain no more.