Hey Morty,

I like your web page. Guess that shows just how unsophisticated I am, in the opinion of GUESTs, et al.

And, by the way GUEST, I very sincerely doubt I would have "clapped" your performances if you are as big a jerk on stage as you are here.

Your MA's in web design? Does that mean she's a black widow spider?

I'm an old woman, I can be pissy right back at ya.

Mary