I suddenly feel like a real idiot. I just got Microsoft Word a month ago and I always thought the paperclip was a stethescope. I just took a closer look and gee, whaddya know? And all this time I was under the impression that the good doctor was sitting there waiting for me to screw up so he/she could tell me what a fool I was when all this time I was already the fool. Talk about missed opportunities.

David