Look gnu, the last "stag" we had took one helluva' beating, 6 of the guys were arrested for unlawful acts with a........uh, let's not get into all that.........

C'mon Dan......Mick's losing his thong, Skiff has forgotten about his arrest at the last stag party.............the place is falling apart. Fess up to the thing or I will send Paw, Cletus, and the Reg boys in your direction........

Spaw