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Thread #33539   Message #447268
Posted By: GUEST,Patrish
23-Apr-01 - 10:31 AM
Thread Name: Help: I need some tune names!!
Subject: RE: Help: I need some tune names!!
Hi Sam

Black Pig Woof

My dog was called Butch, but we used to call him the black pig cos, that's what he looked like. He never got passed puppyhood, even though he was about 14 when he died. He used to spring about like lamb, chewed everything in sight and when he barked it sounded as if he was saying woof. If you used this for a tune it would have to be kind of light and puppyish

Fag ends

Quite inappropriate really, but I would see this as a romantic, eccentric sort of tune because of this

The businessman and the nutter
Like to fag end in the gutter
Not ready for the ashtray yet
Preferring to stay soppy – wet

Weasel watch

I used to have a weasel living in our garden and spent many hours watching him. He was fast and slight. I was always worried when hanging out the washing – that he'd get me

Patrish xx