A few names that come to mind when I think of Goole are:-
Big Field !, Flat World, old bicycles
Road Closed
Stuck on this side of the river
Where did that retail park come from?
Lets back up a 40 foot tractor is about to squash us!!
theres nothin on the map for miles except Thorne moors - and you want vegetarian food???
Is Cleckheaton far? - no just about an inch by map !

Couldn't you use place names - the saltmarshe, blacktoft ?
Or how about a butterfly, the brimstone, it would have to be a hot tune of course (or maybe a stinker?)
The dropwort?
Phragmites

....rambling again must be time for the pub