hmmm.....

When I was single, oh then, oh then
When i was single, oh then
When I was single my money did jingle
I wish I was single again

I married me a wife, oh then, oh then
I married me a wife, oh then
I married me a wife, she's the bane of my life
I wish I was single again

yeah I know that wasn't quite what you were looking for, Mrrzy......as for idiocy....let me see....there are those songs like Jack Monroe where the woman goes off to war to follow her love...or to stalk him....

Then there are those songs where a woman will stay true for seven years, even though all accounts say he's dead....when he comes walking into her garden.....