I'm obviously biased here,
"My mate Mungo" ('Cos there's nothing like a wet cat paw in the ear to make sure you're alive.)
"The prosthetic polka" ( well real hand reel's bin dun )
"Foot in mouth lament." ( speaks for itself )
"I was a teenage folkie" ( nuff sed )
"Nuff Sed" ( 'Cos it usually has)
I could go on for hours avoiding my project work!
TTFN M'Lady P.