G'day John et al,

Of course you need to be carefule where you play this song: there was the story of the specially hired, luxury sheep transporter bringing back the grand champion prize ram from the Royal Agricultural Society show in Sydney.

When the truck arrived at the stud farm, they opened the doors of the air-conditioned transporter and found the Ram dead ... battered to death by running up against the steel door! The grazier was appalled and demanded to know how the driver could let this happen.

The driver said "Well I did everything to make him comfortable and calm. I even played the cassette music into the transporter stereo.I did hear some banging noises along the Hume Highway, but they stopped after a while."

The Cocky says; "Well what was happening when you heard the banging?" Says the driver; "Nothing much, I was just listening to my favourite tape of the Seekers singing 'There Will Never Be Another You'".

Regard(les)s,

Bob Bolton