"Take that" POW! "and that" SOK! "and one of these" BIFF!
"So! Planning to kidnap the sacred animal ( well, a nominated candidate anyway ) of our wonderful Jedi religion, from the other thread, are you......I'll learn ya!"
"What's that? You weren't really planning to kidnap the Dormouse? It's just some kind of nickname you use on the internet??"
"Erm....sorry....I...ah.....mumble...mumble.....actually, the bleeding has nearly stopped already." "I'll,...ah....just go now, shall I?"
Moves away, with head down, at a pace somewhere between a slink & a sidle, still muttering.

Eddie, (who couldn't beat his way out of a [wet] paper-bag really, but remembers the fight scenes on the really old