Well Max, I wished you a HBD in chat and just in case you were too drunk to remember, let me record it here for posterity. So you're like 29 huh? Geeziz, I got socks older than that....'Course I don't wear socks anymore so they last a long time and, like your whang, they just lay around limply in the drawers.

I wish I was there to give you a birthday kick in the balls. That's always a nice present....a gift that keeps on giving!!! You could have sung Staggerlee as a soprano!! Pretty cool huh? I knew you'd like it since you're always offering the same thing to me.

So here's a virtual kick in the nuts just for you......

FFWWOOOOOMMMMPP

Happy Birthday

Spaw