The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #448834
Posted By: kendall
25-Apr-01 - 07:31 AM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
A man was in a serious accident in Australia. He was taken to Mercy Hospital, and, had to undergo a long healing process. Every day the nurse would come to his room with a vile mixture which he had to drink. One day, he asked what that stuff was made with, and the nurse told him it was ground up Koala bear, made into a tea. He asked if they could at least strain the hair out of it, and she said, "Oh no sir, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."