The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #448917
Posted By: Dharmabum
25-Apr-01 - 09:08 AM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needles to say,this was an especially important deal,& it was imperitive that he make the best possible impression.
On the morning of the presentation he awoke to find himself passing gas,in large volumes,with the unpleasant characteristic of sounding like "Honda."
The man was beside himself. Every few minutes,"Honda," "Honda"......
Unable to stop this aberrant behavior,& in desperate need to terminate these odious & rather embarrassing emissions,he sought a physicians aid.
After a full examination,the doctor told him there was nothing inherently wrong with him & that he would just have to wait it out.
Being unwilling to accept this state of affairs,he visited a second & then a third doctor,all of whom told him the same thing.
Finally,one medic suggested that he visit a dentist.
Well,although he could not see how a dentist was going to be of any help,he visited one anyway.
Lo and behold,the dentist said,"Ah,there's the problem."
"What is it?" the man asked.
"Why you have an abscess"said the dentist.
"An abscess.How could that be causing my problem?"asked the man.
"That's easy,"replied the dentist."Why everyone knows,"......................