The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #448941
Posted By: John P
25-Apr-01 - 09:36 AM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
A true story:
My wife used to be a newspaper reporter/editor. She once ran a story about a man with no arms who became drunk and violent in a tavern. When the police arrived, he attacked them, flailing at them with stumps of his arms. They were confused about how to subdue him; the handcuffs clearly wouldn't work. She wrote a great headline for the story: Police Are Stumped