The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #448947
Posted By: Dunkle
25-Apr-01 - 09:45 AM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
About the young man chosen to chief of his African tribe; had to live in a grass hut, too small for bed and his throne at the same time. Devised a system of pulleys, so during the day the throne was down, bed up at the roof, vice versa at night. Big storm one night, throne comes crashing down on his head...tragic ending. There's an important lesson to be learned here! People who live in grass houses, of course, shouldn't stow thrones!