Alison, dear woman, Please do not fall for that penniless romantic thing. I love our dear friend Joe, but really man. Have you no shame.

I have a Jeep, will that do? And a cabin in the woods? I don't have a maid but am a pretty fair hand at the stove and wash my own socks. Hell, I'll do yours too. And as for singing the songs, well, I have been told that I do a servicable job. And, dear woman, as much as I enjoy riding mountain bikes, I really never would suggest......

Just a little more shameless sucking up on my part.

All the best,

Mick (roflmao)