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Thread #33616 Message #449106
Posted By: Fibula Mattock
25-Apr-01 - 12:21 PM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
What about when Lief Ericsson, the Viking who sailed to America, came home after his travels? He went to vote in a general election, but found that they didn't have any record of him. He complained to the government official, telling him that he was a famous explorer and just because he was off travelling didn't mean he no longer existed. "Sorry," said the official. "I must have taken Lief off my census".