Here's another one: A woodpecker sat on a tree in the woods And he knocked-tatoo-tatoo And he called to the little white worm inside "I've come to visit you!" But the little white worm just peeked outside, Saw the woodpecker's cap of red. "I think I will stay in my home today!" The little worm wisely said.

This is what I sing to my children when they want "The Woodpecker Song". Please, don't anyone try to give that one a sexual connotation!!!!!