The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #449209
Posted By: Trapper
25-Apr-01 - 02:46 PM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
A renouned piano tuner named Oskar Oppernockity was employed by Carnegie Hall to tune their pianos in preparation for Vladimir Horowitz' last concert there. Several months later, Billy Joel was coming to Carnegie hall, and they tried to get Oskar again, but he declined.

He told them, "Oppernockity only tunes once...."

- Al