The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #449279
Posted By: Chip2447
25-Apr-01 - 04:22 PM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
I always wanted to be an archeologist, until I discovered that career lay in ruins.

Then I wanted to be a doctor, but I found that I didn't have the patients.

Finally I thought about being a farmer, so I could be outstanding in my field.

So, heres to sitting on a birthday cake...just don't burn your end on both candles.