The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #449292
Posted By: Kim C
25-Apr-01 - 04:36 PM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
This is a true one.

When I was in high school, one of my friends came to class with a string of Christmas lights wrapped around himself. He sat down at the desk and plugged himself in.

"I'm pining away for Christmas," he said.

After that there was a great string of tree-related puns but this has only been about 16 years ago so I don't remember them all.