Mad Maudlin, I don't eat them, I hug them.

I lookie, lookie, lookie,
For a sweet Mudwookie
To share with me mudnoo...

what?! NOOOOO!

BZZZZWWHIPPPP!

It was Darth Sweeney Todd and his lightrazor! I was lucky to escape with my head!

Just a naked mudwookie,
Wishing for mudnookie,
While I play hookie,
From my lost bouzookie.