The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #449438
Posted By: John Hardly
25-Apr-01 - 07:29 PM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Double Petunia

A petunia is a flower like a begonia,
A begonia is a meat like a sausage,
A sausage and battery's a crime,
Monkeys crime trees,
Tree's a crowd,
The rooster crowd in the morning and made a loud noise,
The noise in on the face like the eyes,
Eyes are opposite nays,
A horse nays, has a colt,
And wakes up in the morning with double petunia.