The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #449446
Posted By: catspaw49
25-Apr-01 - 07:39 PM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Oh.....We're doing tose too huh? Okay.............

WHY FIRE ENGINES ARE RED

Because 2=2 is 4
And 3x4 is 12
There are 12 inches in a foot
A foot is a ruler
Queens are rulers
The Queen Mary is a ship
Ships sail on the sea
There are fish in the sea
The fish have fins
The Finns fought the Russians
Fire Engines are always rushin'
And that's why Fire Engines are RED!

Spaw